What’s going on?
I read the news today, oh boy….
So here are things ranging from stuff that attracts BBC and Al Jazeera headlines, nationwide hysteria, regime changes, social unrest and Netflix documentaries to material for Teen Taal’s Bizarre Khabarien or Gursimran Khamba’s The Nation Want’s To Guess.
Stuff that made me wonder - What’s going on ?

May 2026
- 😵 Class 12 student calls out CBSE over mixing up his answersheet with someone else's, DD Anchor calls him Pakistani source
- 😳 PM Modi gifts Melody toffees to Italy's PM Meloni and people back home invest in the wrong stock. source
- Lahore Re-colonizes street names to restore secularism source
- 😵 Nanhe Miyan from Bareilly is swept up 50m into the air by an aandhi source
- 🥵 Banda, UP hits 48°C, People adopt the post apocalyptic regime of not stepping out after 10am. source
- 😵 NEET cancelled after a question paper leak. Students protest, teachers call for brutalizing students with authority and Orwellian surveillance. source
- 🥸 A "Made in Pakistan" ceiling fan discovered in Kushinagar, UP. source
- 😟 PM Modi asks people to reduce fuel usage, WFH, cut foreign trips, and stop buying gold to save oil and forex. source
- 🥸 PM Modi's BJP won WB's 2026 vidhan sabha chunaav. source
- 🥸 Actor Vijay's TVK won TN's 2026 vidhan sabha chunaav. source
April 2026
- 😕 Family of four in Mumbai dies after eating a "poisoned" watermelon. source
- 😔 An IRS officer's daughter is assaulted and murdered by an ex-house help. source
March 2026
- 🥱 People boring a borewell bore it down to Pune Metro's underground tracks. source
- 😔 Man in Delhi's Uttam Nagar killed on Holi after his toddler cousin accidentally threw a water balloon at their neighbour. source
While this is a shitty iceberg made by a half edgelord half normie idiot, it still has some cool shit and could be rearranged to perfection.
